Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I've Been Hiking The Appalachian Trail

Actually...Yeah that's right I've been on vacation the last week and you didn't even miss me. What can I say? It's a busy time of year so it's easy to not really notice when someone is out of pocket. I tried to do a post for every day before I left but in review I see I missed a couple. Oh well. You won't begrudge me that I'm sure. It's good to be back in my rut. I mean routine. Vacations can be an ass kicker, especially when it is so damn hot. I had a good time nevertheless. It was just a road trip home to see my father in Arkansas. Then my father and I drove to St Louis, Paducah, Kentucky and back to the Ozarks. All of that in 4 days and finally my drive back to Houston. All I can say is that it is as HOT in the mid south as it is in the deep south. Oh and I'm a bit saddle sore.

Farah Most Fair

You go to your earthly resting place today in Beverly Hills, CA after your exhausting battle with cancer.


Yes, I had your poster on my wall. Good cover don't you think? That nipple thing was so risque' at the time.


And I remember you and Lee Majors' turn on the Brady Bunch with all the household confusion.



Your lovers which I admit I crushed on a bit myself.










At a fashion show in 2004 you looked quite glamorous. Rest in peace Farah.






How Green Was My Valley

The hills of home, Ozark Mountains, taken from just south of Marshall, Arkansas.

Dog Days Of Summer

The heat during vacation was a kicker for my girls too. But give them a spot in front of an AC vent set on high and they're just like dad, a sleepyhead.

Foil


Take Me Out To The Ball Park


That's It Baby


Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday's Pit Stop






















Sunday, June 28, 2009

Are You Going To Lay In Bed All Day?


Saturday, June 27, 2009

It's A Saturday Night Thing




Friday, June 26, 2009

Anxious For The Weekend


It's In Their Jeans







Thursday, June 25, 2009

Penetration











Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wednesday's Ass Of Worship





























Helping Hand


Why I Preferred Analog


What's Cookin'?


Keeping Cool


Monday, June 22, 2009

Monday's Pit Stop
















It's Monday:Get Your Ass Out Of Bed


What An Ass Wipe




Drying Off

Jerking Off


Stay Focused This Week


It's Just My Point Of View


INK


No Rain For Over A Month

This is how the gumbo/clay soil is here in southeast Texas with no rain. It cracks and turns to concrete with these high temperatures and low humidity as of late.
So my weekend project was to get some water to the hard to water areas. We are not under restrictions as of yet but soon will be and I don't like to see water run off down the street anytime when using my typical sprinklers.

I built a 16 foot section of above ground sprinkler system that I could pinpoint narrow strips of lawn and on each side of the house. Not only does the drought reek havoc with the lawns but to the foundations as well.


I used pop up sprinkler heads but I believe there are smaller ones I could have used and well try those on a new piece. These type of heads seem to require quite a bit of water pressure. At any rate, it is serving the purpose well and keeping runoff to a minimum.



My Yardman

My yardman was here over the weekend as well doing his thing. I tell him to keep cool and don't get overheated. I always have a glass of cold lemonade ready when he first breaks a sweat.

The Dog Days Of Summer


Friday, June 19, 2009

Don't Over Indulge This Weekend!


A Baker's Dozen




























































































Cut




Ink Abs And Pits Oh My!


Living Color
















Bear Back


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Take A Hit Off This Locker Room






















Never Heard Of It:Have You?

Every since this place has been open I thought it was Potberry not Potbelly. At any rate, I've never heard of it so I was wondering if you have one in your area. Why Google when I can ask you fine folk?


Mark Aaron By Michael Thomas







Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wednesday's Ass Of Worship














































Summer 2005


I Fired Up The Wok Last Night


Cooked some chicken.

Then some onion and bell peppers.


Too bad you weren't here to share. I'll have this again tomorrow night and the next night. To be honest, it wasn't very good. It needed some kick or something. Somewhat bland, just like me.



Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Before I Put On My Makeup...


Feeling Fenced In?


Manly Enough




Out On A Limb


Five O'Clock


The Big Reveal











While I Was Hiking






















Monday, June 15, 2009

Monday's Pit Stop





































Artsy


Vintage







Saturday, June 13, 2009

Naturally Sweet:May I Serve You?






















It's My Fantasy

To come home and find a good looking man at work in the kitchen.

Christmas In June

I finally got me the Wusthof Santoku chef's knife like I see Rachel Ray and America's Test Kitchen and others use. I hope it's as great as they all tout. Maybe I will develop some skills at slicing onions ever so thin. Wish me luck.


Strawberries And Cream Anyone?


I got my new creamer this week that I posted about earlier. It's utterly unique. Well, I've entertained myself now I'm waiting to entertain you.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Don't Just Be A Voyeur

Have some fun this weekend!

Sitting Pretty


Dan Frandeix











My Pants Are Tight But...


Vintage Black And White







It Is So Dry In SE Texas


Check Me For Ticks Please







You Big Tease


Thursday, June 11, 2009

Okay Group Hug


Ole Lefty


Multiple Choice


You Boot Wearin' #@*%


70's Head And Hair


In The Summer:I Bathe Outside


Sweatin' With Levi Poulter


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Wednesday's Ass Of Worship





































Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Show Off


Nothin' But The Dog In Ya

Bow wow wow
Yippee Yo

Yippee Yeh











Mirror Mirror


Wet


Fine Art







I'll Have A Thigh And A Leg Please


Monday, June 08, 2009

Hey It's Monday:Get Out Of Bed


Monday's Pit Stop



































































Tony Tony Tony

What else does an old queen do on a Sunday night but watch The Tony Awards on TV. Hey. It's the only taste of Broadway I can get. The telecast was one of my least favorites. I suppose there weren't any songs that really attracted me in the musicals but a couple of the plays looked interesting. Broadway icons Liza and Angela Lansbury won Tony's as did the three young boys playing Billy Elliott in the musical. But there seemed to be quite a bit of technical difficulties with the sound and microphones which was a bit annoying. At least on my broadcast in SE Texas. Neil Patrick Harris done a good job as host. Especially at the end of the telecast as the credits began to roll, he performed a clever number recapping the show. The highlight of the evening really.
Hair won the Best Revival of a Musical. A couple of hot guys in the group but I was not impressed.

Just Before Sunrise

I go Kroggering when there's usually not a soul around. I can't believe more people don't get their ass out of bed and beat the heat.
The early morning is also the best time at the pump where the price to go continues on the upward trend with the cheap stuff yesterday at $2.47.9.

Moonwalk

Yesterday morning I took the dogs out for an early morning walk. It's a great time when the sky begins to lighten before the sun comes up and the moon is still hanging in the West.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Saturday Night Ritual




It's Just My Point Of View


Waiting For Your Call


Friday, June 05, 2009

TGIF:Have A Great Weekend!


Bedazzled


Standing Guard


Vintage Black & White






















You Need A Good Tongue Lashin'


I Want That Mirror


Lean


Kurt Beckman Uncut


Thursday, June 04, 2009

I Had A WishNic

I had a wishnic when I was a kid. Mine had blue hair. My father would say, "you're not taking that with you". I luuuuuuved it.

Ink


Vintage Black & White







Hibachi!

You know you get things in your head you just can't shake. At the water cooler the other day the conversation turned to grilling. It seemed everyone had a favorite whether a homemade massive charcoal grill or a high dollar gas grill. Being the puss I am I ask if anyone recalled the small hibachi grills that were so popular hmmmmm back in my day. They were perfect for apartment living and to use on ones third floor balcony or to take camping. Well, I set out to find one in my city of 4 million plus and could not so like all pervs I resorted to the Internet. It was waiting for me when I got home today. I love that! You know. When you order something and forget then it shows up on the door step. It's like Christmas in June. I was telling my friend I got one and she said that is so sad. Huh? A grill for one? I got tired of using all that darn charcoal for my Weber Astrodome so this should work fine. I'll let you know when I fire it up. lol

What A Dick!





































Top Grain Leather


Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Vintage


You're Almost There:You Can Do It!


Beach Bums


Little Bird Little Bird Under The Banana Tree


Jeff Scott's Shows His Better Side







Fully Flaccid






















Summer Hours

I went to the movies last night after work. I'm not big on main stream films most of the time so I decided to see the French film Summer Hours. It was a small film but a good study on syblings as adults dealing with life's problems. The only actor I recognized was Juliet Binoche(sic). Yeah, you're right. I'm too lazy to look up the spelling or link the movie. It was a nice Monday night distraction though.


Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Like I Don't Have Enough Crap

I had to have this cream picture from Charles & Marie. As the ad said, I was udderly taken by it's design. When I will ever have the opportunity to use it, well that's another story.

You Wanna Play?





























Sausage And Orange Juice For Breakfast


Rooms I Like







Monday, June 01, 2009

No No No It Can't Be Monday


Monday's Pit Stop



































































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