Too Many Hard Dicks?

I had my biannual dentist appointment this week(always comes at the busiest week of my year it seems) and the doc suggested braces again to widen my upper arch and close my bite. I'm too old for that shit(again) I think. I had braces for almost 2 years in high school. Back in the day when they were bands around all the back teeth-ouch. I've had enough rubber bands popping off in my mouth too. I'd rather have something else pop off in my mouth at this point in my life. Oh wait. Maybe that's how my teeth got so fucked up anyway. No foreign objects in my mouth please.