Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Personal Holiday

The hills of home are calling me so I'll be out of pocket for a few days. Hopefully, the weather will cooperate and I won't be spending time along the side of Interstate 30 or 40 due to snow and ice.
So I wish you a Happy New Year, hoping it will be healthy and prosperous. I'll see you next week! Don't over do it tonight!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Is It That Smile or That Ass?






















Under The Boardwalk


Hows The Studs On Your Tires?

You should keep an eye on your "mud and snow grip" tires during the winter weather.

Would You Look At That Gutt


I'll Be Your "Private Dancer"




Somedays

You just want to lay around and play with yourself.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday's Pit Stop














































Leather Goods


You Gotta Love A Dog Lover:Don'tcha?


Nothing But The Dog in You


Saturday, December 27, 2008

It's Saturday Night:You Now What That Means


Relax And Have A Good Weekend


Have You Ever Been Mellow?


Could You Use A High Colonic?




Do You Find Yourself?

Still craving after all that holiday feasting?

Cigars? Cigarettes? Bobby Pins?







Just Shake It Off

If you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas don't pout, just shake it off. You'll be fine.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Baby:Why Today?

Eartha Kitt is dead at the age of 81.









Wednesday, December 24, 2008

To Each And Everyone Of You!

Dear faithful readers,
I want to wish you the best for this holiday season. If you've had to travel I hope it was a safe journey for you. I hope your days are stress free and full of joy. Thanks for taking the time to catch my blog, post comments, and email me this year. This blog gives you just a glimpse of what I'm like and that's all. I developed a love for pornography at a very early age which is evident in this blog. So thanks for tolerating that stuff as well as my sarcasm. I know I might come across as vicious if you have read some of my comments on other blogs but I'm always thinking you just consider the source.
Again, best wishes!
CJ/Rick

When's Santa Gonna Get Here?


I Hit The Galleria Early


I searched for a perfect gift for you.

Often I was distracted by product packaging.


I hit all the top stores when they finally opened their doors.

















This is my favorite store to peruse.


























You'd think with anchor stores such as Macy's and Nordstom's opening early that others would follow suit. Maybe they knew they would be doing much business either.










At least, Starbucks was doing some business.











I Wish I Could Give You A Big Hummer!


But I gag whenever I brush my teeth. Oh you like feeling that reflex massaging your ...

Sugar Land City Hall


Last Night

I went to see Milk last night. I learned a few things. It's an important part of history. But it was a bit boring and maybe because I go in with my preconceived opinions of Sean Penn. I've never liked him but I kind of got lost on him as Harvey Milk. So maybe that's a testament to his acting abilities.

I Hate It

When they constantly are stopping in front of my home to take pictures.rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

From Southeast Texas


Yule Tide


Yule Log


So Cool


Holiday Gossip

Sure it might be just a harmless comment whispered in the ear of someone special at a holiday gathering.
But they they might be shocked and appalled at what you've said.

They have probably been drinking and could easily over react.


Don't try to subdue them because chances are the situation could escalate



into violence and back biting. Be kind while socializing with family and friends this Christmas.




Put A Ring On It!







Monday, December 22, 2008

Monday's Pit Stop:Holiday Special



































































Great Game:Great Fourth Quarter!

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning celebrates a two point conversion on a touchdown against the Carolina Panthers during the fourth quarter of their NFL football game in East Rutherford, New Jersey, December 21, 2008. AP photo

Dear Santa...


I Know Many Of You Are Suffering

Especially if you're traveling this week. But this stuff is beautiful!
A giant star on a Macy's store shines as heavy snow falls late at night Saturday, Dec. 20, 2008, in downtown Seattle, which rarely sees such major snow levels. Very few cars were on city streets at night, but there was heavy pedestrian traffic as people took in the sights and sounds of the winter storm. AP photo

Do You Kiss Ass?


No Peeking Before Christmas!


Winter Sports


Friday, December 19, 2008

Friday's Debriefing






















Santa Slackers


Ho Ho Ho


It's Just My Point Of View


Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dang! No ISP For A Day Or So

It must be the fog??? We are on a roller coaster ride as far as weather. The temperatures in the 60's with a dew point to match. Just a bit damp. It's suppose to be warm through the weekend and then another cold front with freezing temps by Sunday. I know it has to get past most of you before it gets here. Since, as many of my relatives say, I live at the end of the world. Not really, there's 45 more miles of swamp land between me and the Gulf Coast. At any rate, I know most of you are experiencing all kinds of crazy stuff as well. Like SNOW!!!!!! You can send some my way except not the days I have to travel please. Now that would reek havoc on ISPs, traffic lights, transformers.

Santa's Helper Has Got His Hands Full


For Those Of You That Need One

I'm sending an Angel your way to shovel a path just for you!

Come On Baby And Light My Fire


Thursday's Briefing
















Are You A Cheerful Giver?

Or do you just feel obligated when someone gives you a gift or sends you a card?




















Wednesday, December 17, 2008

It's Hump Day:You Get One Piece





































Tuesday, December 16, 2008

That 70's Show







The Price To Go*


*Actually last week it was $1.47. But ofcourse last night when I needed gas it had gone up.. Ahhhhh! Now there's an act of kindness for the holidays.

It's Just My Point Of View


Does He Take Your Breath Away?


Monday, December 15, 2008

Monday's Pit Stop
























































Texans Beat #1 Tennessee Titans

Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson (80) pulls down a 13-yard touchdown reception over Tennessee Titans defensive back Chris Carr in the second quarter of Sunday's game at Reliant Stadium. We might actually win more than lose this year and have the best season for the teams franchise history. Hey and Dallas beat the Giants tonight too. Oh and Christms came early for the Steelers today thanks to the officiating. Football is gettin good!!!!
Brett Coomer: Chronicle photo

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Oh Christmas Tree

My tree this year sans a topper and has less than half the ornaments I usually use. Guess I'm lacking in spirit.


Signs Of Gayness :Just Look At My Tree

I have one of these high kicking c*nts on my tree.
Oh yeah and Miss Piggy too. But wait a minute, this was a gift from a female friend over 20 years ago before I even put up a tree.

The clincher is this princess/queen carriage. Did I ever tell you I was Cinderella for Halloween when I was in the first grade? It snowed that year and I had to wear a coat over my pretty dress. I was mad. My dad was even more livid. I remember.


Going Through The Motions:About Last Night

Last night I went to my bosses home for our Christmas party. Their neighborhood was decorated quit nicely and uniformly. I'm somewhat depressed after being at some one's home when it is so much nicer than mine.
I'm not jealous of what they have just saddened by what I have.lol But it is pleasing nonetheless to see such fine displays of what a little cash can buy.

They put on a good spread but I'm a bit particular. I don't care for spicy or anything fishy like salmon or pussy. Just dust me with some flour and sugar.
But like the song says I still hadn't found what I was looking for so I went home changed clothes, loaded up my girls, and went to Whataburger.


This girl at Whataburger was in a festive mood and seemed glad to see me and my girls.



This made me feel a bit better when I got home. Okay it was just a temporary fix but I sure slept good afterwards.




Hey! There's More Revealing Crap Too

I'm sentimental. I have these ice skates my grandmother made me when I was a kid. The paper clips are all rusty.
And I have a sense of humor too. I love the Three Stooges. That's kind of butch huh?




Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday's Debriefing
















Just What I Need On A Cold Night:TexMex




Between A Rock And A Hard Place


Don't Be So Greedy


Thursday, December 11, 2008

Blizzard

Actually the east side of the city had a good ground cover when they woke up this morning, about 2 to 4 inches in the east and just north of the city. Sadly no accumulation on my side of town here on the southwest side of Houston. But it was coming down pretty good yesterday afternoon and through the night. I was excited so I can imagine what kids thought this morning when they saw snow on the ground.

Little Bitches

I went outside this morning to uncover my potted plants and found my first chewed up ornament of 2008. I love M&Ms too but I have issues with this behavior. I thought they were sleeping peacefully all night. Now when I hear them go out the pet door late at night I will think they are up to something. Poor baby ain't got no feet.

Fumble Fingers

I managed to get my tree half assed decorated and only broke one ornament. That's what I get for my lack of interest and for buying over priced Radko ornaments. Oh and thanks to laminate flooring too.

Waiting For Santa


Did Someone Say Fruitcake?


Thursday's Briefing











Car Trouble


Welcome:Make Yourself At Home


That 70's Show


I Love This Guy:Joseph Sayers


Around Sugar Land

Seems more people put up lights and such this year. I haven't figured it out yet. Are they rebuking the bad economy or are they decorating as opposed to Colorado ski trips?





Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Crazy Weather:Depressed?

I just felt my heat kick on. I had to go look at the thermostat. It's set on 65 degrees. It's a dark day in the low 30's here in southeast Texas. It's been balmy and in the 70's for the last 3 days following a cold snap that lasted one day last Friday so who know what tomorrow will be like. There's actually a light rain falling mixed with sleet and light snow this morning. So they say on the tube, I'm not venturing out.
With just three weeks left in the year I have personal days and such that need to be used at work and it looks as if I chose a good day to use one. Who'd want to get out today? Well, actually I LOVE cold cloudy days. I suppose because there are so few of them here. So I think I will finish decorating my Christmas tree. That would be a good thing don't you think with just over 2 weeks till Christmas?
Speaking of my tree, do you think that is a sign of depression that I put my tree up a week ago and only got as far as putting lights on it. My father had been here and I've had a cold which kind of whipped me so I have somewhat good excuses for my lack of holiday spirit. In addition, we do gift swapping with my brother and his brood(that way they can hit all relatives and friends every weekend throughout December to make their haul) the weekend after Thanksgiving so that often either kicks start the season or kills it for me. At any rate, wish me luck on getting my tree done today. This cold ,cold wintry day here in Texas.

Hump Day's All About That Ass





























No More Of This Crap

Well, actually I was starting to develop an appetite for a "country breakfast". My father and his dog from Hell went back home over the weekend. While he was here I was in the cooking mode since he likes three meals a day and especially a rather large breakfast for a man in his mid nineties. This guy has never weighed over 140 pounds so you'd think all he wanted for breakfast would be maybe a piece of toast and a cup of coffee. Not hardly. Glad he has such a good appetite and disposition nonetheless. So I miss him and the routine I developed while he was here and I'm back to cold cereal for breakfast.

What Happened To Carrie Fisher?

I was watching the Today show this morning and Matt was interviewing Carrie Fisher. At least, that is what the banner along the bottom of the screen said. I thought it was Brenda Vacarro. She has put on a lot of weight but moreover she looked nothing like herself or the Carrie I know. She didn't look like it was the result of bad surgery either. I don't know when the last time was that I saw her but the years have not been kind. Reminded me to avoid all mirrors today.

Rorschach Inkblot Test:What Do You See?




Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Howdy Partners


The Eyes Have It


How Deep Is Your Love?


Josh Irwin







Sleeping Beauty


Color Me Sucker

I have the worse luck with electronics of any kind. My brother gave me this HP officejet all-in-one printer over Thanksgiving saying he didn't need it anymore. That should have been a clue there. He had no paperwork or software for it either. So I search and download a driver for it. So far so good. I found a manual for it on line and printed it out at work, almost 90 pages worth. Then I hook it up and panel says it's out of ink. I go to three stores before I find the #14 ink cartridges for this model. Now low and behold it says the printing heads are bad. I see that heads go for $35 bucks each at Office Depot and homey ain't gonna play dat game. This baby is going to Goodwill tomorrow along with my other HP printer of mine that wouldn't feed paper.

So faithful readers, any suggestions for a printer? I don't need all the other crap such as copiers, scanners, etc. I don't really print that much but this time of year it would come in handy to have a printer at home. Also, my processor is over 7 years old this year. I need a new puter. Should I go laptop??? I'm not going to carry it around with me everywhere but should I go that route. Hey suggestions will be much appreciated.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Monday's Pit Stop





































Kennedy Center Honorees

Kennedy Center President Michael M. Kaiser (L) joins Chairman Stephen A. Schwarzman (R) and U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (2nd R) as they pose with the 2008 Kennedy Center Honorees, (L-R seated) choreographer Twyla Tharp, actor Morgan Freeman and Barbra Streisand and (2nd L-3rd R standing) Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend of The Who and singer George Jones, after receiving their honors at a gala dinner at the US State Department in Washington December 6, 2008. The 31st Annual Kennedy Center Honors awards are given for lifetime achievement in the performing arts.

I Was Crushin' Hard

University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow celebrates after winning. the NCAA Southeastern Conference title college football game against University of Alabama in Atlanta, Georgia, Saturday.

Was It Something I Said?

Empty chairs in Time Square.

You Gotta Love A Well-Dressed Man

Italian ballet dancer Roberto Bolle poses for photographers as he arrives at La Scala Opera Theater in Milan December 7, 2008. The opera house opens its new season on Sunday with Giuseppe Verdi's Don Carlo, an 1867 opera about a tortured love affair in the 16th century Spanish royal family.

What Happened Oscar?


Ole St. Nick

A man dressed as Saint Nicholas stands beside an illuminated Christmas tree in the city center of Hamburg, Germany.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Around Town

The Christmas tree is lit at The Mayor's 2008 Holiday Celebration at City Hall in Houston. This year's event paid special tribute to the heroes of Hurricane Ike. Chronicle photos by:Sharon Steinman


Families walk under the grand Texas Live Oak tree at the Houstonian Hotel and Spa after the Olympic lighting ceremony. Chronicle photo by:James Nielsen


It's Just My Point Of View


Ghost of Christmas Past?

Timothy Evers, of Houston, gives the crowd a look as he participates in the parade during the Dickens on the Strand holiday festival in Galveston.
Chronicle photo by:Nick de la Torre

The Obama's Christmas Past


You Caught Me

I was just getting ready to take a bath. It's Saturday night you know. Maybe it will make me feel better and not think about this cold or runny nose. Whataya think?

Pit Lickers




Pot Lickers

Hey! I'm white trash. What can I say?

Cold Again

Not the weather. Actually it is rather cool for here, down to 40 degrees or so at night and mid 50's during the day. Perfect in my opinion but I wasn't intending on posting about the weather. Instead I have another damn cold. I say another cause it seemed like last month I was sick as a dog but it was last April when I got a cold and cough that I couldn't shake. It starts the same way a scratchy throat which results in swollen and irritated tonsils in my case. Then the next day the head cold aspect of it with a runny nose which I'm enduring now so I have the week of coughing left to look forward to. So much for taking flu shots. I wonder if stress of the holidays have anything to do with it? I notice my back has been somewhat spastic as well. I don't feel stressed though. I'm not one of those that's afraid to say no. At any rate, I don't like being under the weather nor do I like looking like Rudolf. Stay well!

Orange Delight?

Well it was suppose to be. I improvised on the recipe that I got over at Richard's blog. It never fails I think I have everything when I start something and then realize that I don't. Oil well. There's none left so it must have been pretty good. I didn't even have a gelatin mold so I just used a plastic bowl. I didn't have crushed pineapple( I swear I thought I did Richard)so I used mandarin oranges nor did I chop the pecans as suggested. But like I said everyone seem to like it so no smart ass remarks. My father especially liked it. I suppose older folks, those in their mid 90's as my father is, loves that soft stuff as opposed to that rock hard stuff. At any rate, thanks for the recipe Richard.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Friday's Debriefing
















I Have A Package For...






















Thursday, December 04, 2008

Thursday's Briefing






















Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful But...


Are You Worn To A Frazzle?


And They Call Him Wildfire







It's Just My Point Of View


Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Wednesday's Ass Of Worship
















The Holidays Do This To Me


Vintage Rim Job











For You


Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Tyler Kenyon


Zach McGovern


This Economy Sucks Too





































COLT





































Tree Topper


Monday, December 01, 2008

Monday's Pit Stop Is Now Open
























































It's Just My Point Of View


Ahhhh Yes!

I was able to enjoy a hot cup of tea, the cooler temperatures, and this beautiful sunrise yesterday morning on the patio.

Self Checkout


Cyber Monday

Will you be shopping online today?